Conditions: Ideal for Excuses

One of my favorite short pieces of contemporary climbing writing (a specific category, I know) is a piece Topher Donahue wrote for Alpinist about the route Jules Verne, a solid 5.11 testpiece in Eldorado Canyon. Reflecting on the conditions the morning of his first time on the route years ago he writes:

The air was cool, the rock was crisp. Conditions were not ideal for excuses.

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Rapping in less-than-ideal conditions in Chamonix back in 2005.

Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately depending on your perspective, conditions in the Front Range right now are fairly ideal for excuses. Yesterday evening saw a quick, wet snow dusting. The day before we managed a few pitches in Eldo during the afternoon, and departed under fleeting snowflakes. This afternoon is shaping up to be better; perhaps some quick sport pitches in Clear Creek Canyon or Boulder Canyon.

It’s all good though, I came out to Golden for a relaxing Spring Break. The first trip I’ve had in a long while with NO agenda. If I get to climb: great. If I spend a week reading in coffee shops: lovely. Whatever comes my way I will be pleased. Its good just to be ‘home’ where my soul feels at ease. I’ve been going pretty high speed for a while with training, climbing, and traveling, and was starting to feel burnt out. The joints are creaky, muscles tight, and head game pulled in a thousand different directions.

Time for some much needed rest. Rest doesn’t need to be sedentary, rather I’m just going to take what comes my way for a little bit. Free myself of hard-etched goals (physically, at least) and enjoy the beautiful movement and freedom of climbing and exercise. Hopefully I come back from this respite ready to get after it with a vengeance!

Uhoh, is that a goal…?

America’s Hat

No, I’m not at the Olympics.

The ice is plastic, the snow is stable, and the temps warm. Any warmer and it would be downright dangerous. It doesn’t get a whole lot better for a week of ice climbing in Canada. We’ve been staying at the killer Fireweed Hostel in Field. This place is nicer than a lot of hotels I’ve stayed at, tough to beat. I’m a little down with the sickness today, I felt it coming on but tried to avoid a day off. For the sake of pushing it hard on something big tomorrow I’m taking the day to recuperate. I hate losing a day on a short trip, particularly with this beautiful weather, but hopefully it will pay off tomorrow.

Day one we intended to get up Gibraltar Falls but decided to bag it in light of the warm temps. The ice at the top is not always bonded to the rock super well, and we were afraid it might all come down on top of us. Instead we spent the afternoon messing around on some easy, short business in Hafner Creek. It was nice to swing the sharp stuff and get a feel for the ice again. I didn’t take any pictures, but here’s a photo of some sick toproping in Hafner a couple years ago to give you an idea.

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Monday a couple fellas and I took a run up Guinness Gully. I climbed Guinness last year in freezing misery, so it was nice to do it in more pleasant weather. Since we had plenty of Read more…

Shame

The Naked Edge. Back in happier days...

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Our trek up to the Rincon Wall in Eldorado Canyon a few weeks ago might very well be the blackest mark on my climbing career. But why, you ask, did someone get seriously injured? Did you place bad gear and hit the ground? Did you break another persons hand? No. In fact the truth is far more benign. Quite simply, I failed, I failed myself mentally and in so doing really messed up my head game.

The day started off not unlike a Sunday climbing day in the Front Range: Bronco and I a teensy bit bleary eyed from an epic night at the Rock Rest. (Read: shady bar/club in Golden home to awesome redneck skankiness, guaranteed good time.) We lit out for Eldo, intending to possibly climb the Naked Edge (5.11, 6 pitches), a classic, hard multipitch route. As we drove into the canyon I glanced up and remarked, “Well, nobody is on the edge…” Neither of us said anything else, or even looked at each other; we were tired and as long as nobody said they WANTED to do it nobody had to be the softy that begged out. Classic.

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Sam Again

Here’s another video of Sam at the Ice Fest. The last one was a raw cut, this guy has some editing, different camera angles, interview etc. Neat stuff.

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Black Diamond athlete Sam Elias finishes second at 2010 Ouray Ice Festival from Black Diamond Equipment on Vimeo.

My First FA

Here’s a couple photos from our day at Big Whiskey Peak in Oklahoma over the holidays. I’m not sure where the name comes from, it is not “big,” although we did bring whiskey. Being the bold first ascentionist that I am I went ground up a sick looking corner.* Photos by Steven Charles.

*I have never done a first ascent, am a big baby (to be chronicled in my next post), and the corner probably hadn’t been done because it looked pretty lame. Whatever, I got my name in the new guidebook! Magazine cover shots coming soon I know…

Bronco on Comes a Horseman, 5.11c. Note the barely visible ice flow coming out of the bottom of the finger crack to his right.

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Sketching on the FA on a wet, icy corner: Verglastastic 5.8R. Clearly the gem of the Wichitas.

Sam Sends

As I mentioned in a previous post, the Ice Fest was an rad time. Basically a big party punctuated by some climbing here and there. If you’re looking just to go get some mileage on the cold stuff, then steer clear of the festival. But, if you’re up for seeing some good friends, raising a pint or seven, and watching some sick strong men and fems crank in the mixed competition then you have come to the right place.

Along those lines, I also detailed briefly before how our friend Sam Elias eeked out the most exciting climbing competition onsight in the history of the sport (at least what little history I’ve observed). But you don’t have to take my word for it, because Emsmelly shot some video of his hair-raising finish. If you’re too ADD to indulge in all four minutes, skip to the last thirty seconds. Enjoy.

Sam Elias finishing second at 2010 Ouray Ice Festival climbing comp from Black Diamond Equipment on Vimeo.

As for the rest of us lowly folks, we managed to scratch around some ice and rocks. The last day I got to demo some so-called “fruit boots” – lightweight ice boots with crampons bolted on – and I finally saw what all the fuss was about. Ice/mixed climbing in those is like the difference between climbing rock in sneakers and rock shoes. If only I had $599 to throw down for a pair…

Enjoying the blue stuff.

The last night of the festival was the highly anticipated “Superhero Party,” so named for our fallen hero Guy Lacelle, who was recently killed climbing in Bozeman, Montana. Unofficially, many also raised a glass to the numerous other titans who have taken the finally voyage this year: Johnny Copp, Micah Dash, John Bachar, Craig Lubben…to name a few. I had the pleasure to take an ice climbing clinic with Guy a few years back and hang out with him as we watched the mixed climbing competition. His passion for the sport was clearly channeled through the joy of watching others enjoyment as he coached and coaxed others to the top of routes in the canyon. He will be missed.

Another wild phenomenon going on the canyon was Will Gadd’s “Endless Ascent.” He crammed as many ascents of a 40m WI4 route as possible into 24 hours. 194 pitches. Twenty eight thousand some odd feet. Ridiculous. Alpinist did a good interview with him here.

I’d like to say that I got in plenty of pitches to feel fit for my upcoming trip to the Canadian Rockies, but I fear it was not so. I didn’t lead a pitch all weekend…oh well. I’m sure the necessity of the moment will be enough motivation when I get there.

Pocket Pullin

Bronco and I just wrapped up our little road trip with 4 days of cranking on limestone pockets in the endless clifflines of Shelf Road. I had heard tales of its wonder, but never experienced the classic area for myself. Needless to say, it lived up to its reputation. (And needless to say, who says “needless to say?” If saying it were really needless, then shouldn’t you refrain from wasting time and ink by saying it in the first place; and if its worth saying then the phrase just becomes superfluous fluffery.)

shelf no rest

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Ice Fest to the Desert

bronco iceThe 2010 Ouray Ice Fest was a pretty sick time. Slideshows, New Belgium beer, superhero parties, demo gear, and sick ice and mixed climbing were just a few highlites. Having a hotel room within walking distance of the Ice Park and all the events in town didn’t hurt one bit either. Bronco, Cass, my old friend Shipman and I bunked up tight at the Victorian Lodge and took in the full weekend. We got to do some fun toproping, and after demoing a pair of Lowa fruitboots I got a taste for how fun hard mixed climbing can be. Once I live somewhere its more accessible, I can definitely see that becoming a worthy pursuit. Its like sport climbing with sharp pointy stuff all over your body. Sweet, eh?

The best part of our weekend was probably watching our friend Sam Elias crush in the Mixed Climbing Competition for a 2nd place finish. Sam went around mid day, which put him about halfway through the field, and up til then no one had topped out on the route. He climbed slow and steady, looking super solid the whole way. As he approached the final ice curtain set a ways out from the last rock face he paused and tinkered around, trying to figure out how to transition across the void. Finally he got a tool set in the ice, and pulled out to set his other tool next to it. By this point the 20 minute time limite was running out, and he was visibly WORKED. He struggled to pull himself over the lip of the overhang, and then the pump was visible as his tools bounced off the moderately angled ice which comprised the last few feet. (Ice climbers call this “stupid arm” – you are some pumped that your swings are off angle and so rather than sink into the ice your pick just pings off to the side.) The crowd began counting down the final 10 seconds, and Sam literally scrambling up the ice, abandoning his tools, and dove on the finishing flag, with 2 SECONDS LEFT! Definitely the most hair-raising, exciting climbing I’ve ever witnessed.

More on the ice fest later, now its time to keep crushing limestone at Shelf Road!

Bronco showing off his Shelf-approved toe socks and doing something in his pants...?

Bronco showing off his Shelf-approved toe socks and doing something in his pants...?

Stir Crazy

Been back in Oklahoma now for almost two weeks, and I’m developing a serious case of cabin fever. Thankfully the cure is realized as I am writing this from the gate of my flight to Montrose, CO, where Bronco will pick me up and we will disappear for the weekend into the haze that is that Ouray Ice Climbing Festival, followed by a week at Indian Creek (unless the weather in the desert sucks, which it looks like it might…). Nonetheless, the Ice Fest is gonna be radski – a good selection of pals from the climbing world are converging, even the warm blooded Emsmelly is gonna try her hand with some sharp and pointies!

Let’s backtrack a second though. I feel as though I may have payed Oklahoma a disservice. There were some definite highlites, but given the holiday season combined with the massive snowstorm it was tough to get out and train, or do much of anything. Nevertheless, there was some creamy center. Hide and seek, fedoras, frozen rocks, stupid running, fancy food, and Israelis, to name a few.

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Injuries Suck

ribinjuryYup, that’s about all I have to say. I got spiked in the gym on Saturday and the fates conspired to make it happen at the worst spot possible. When I impacted the wall my feet went under an overhang, but no problem because my ribs protected the rest of my body by absorbing the impact. I didn’t even notice it at first, I though I had just bruised my hand in the fall; until I lowered and collapsed to the ground in labored breaths. I suppose its karma hittin me back for breaking Porter’s hand a few months ago.

I was worried I had broken a rib, but its been a few days and it keeps feeling better, so I think its just a bruised rib. I’ve been told a bruised rib is nothing to balk at, but I’m young and spry, so I heal quickly. Shoot, I was rock climbing a week after my knee surgery. Here’s hoping for a quick recovery, which better happen because in a few weeks Bronco and I are headed to the Ice Fest and then Indian Creek. JIYEAHHHH!!!