I was feeling anxious and annoyed last week studying for finals, so like any rational being I took a quick break to aim my negativity at people who probably don’t deserve it. There were thoughts of submitting this to the school paper, but it has run its last issue already; and someone else suggested printing handbills, but that’s too much effort. So alas my arrogance and snideness will be resigned to that forum where all such thoughts are relegated: the internet.
Healthy Tough Love: An Arrogant 3L Farewell
Hi there, some of you may know me as the asshole in the gym seen at various times dropping shit, grunting, and/or collapsed on the ground in my own vomit. I’ve been told from time to time that my behavior is “disruptive” to other people trying to exercise. Sorry if my intensity throws off your rhythm on the elliptical and makes it tough to focus on the latest gossip in People magazine, but to be honest I don’t really give a shit.
I’ll speak plainly because that’s what I do best. I’ve spent three years mostly keeping my thoughts to myself as I’ve watched so-called “trainers” teach worthless exercises and girls avoid the nut mixes in the cafeteria because they have “too much fat,” and then loading up on pretzels. Let me also be clear: I don’t blame you. I blame Read more…
