More Nerdy Training and Fooding Thoughts

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Ice and mixed climbing guru, and all around badass, Will Gadd has been toying with Crossfit as a general training tool for the last year, mostly as a tool to prepare for his recent Endless Ascent at the Ouray Ice Festival (187 pitches of WI4+ in 24 hours, say whaaaaa). If you’re a nerd with too much free time like myself interested in analyzing training modalities etc. then you should check out his recent posts about Crossfit and his experience at a Crossfit Level I Cert.

Since I’ve been playing with the Crossfit game for a few years as a training tool I shot Will a reply email with some of my own thoughts, and we had a nice little back and forth about the whole deal. For posterity’s sake, I figured I would post the relevant portions here.

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Triathlete, a.k.a. Try-To-Be-An-Athlete

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At some point last year my roommate and I decided signing up for the Nation’s Triathlon – held here in DC Sept 13- was a good idea. The Nation’s is your typical Olympic distance tri: 1.5k swim, 40k bike, and 10k run. Lot’s of folks like to warm up with a Sprint series tri: 500m swim, 12 mile bike, 5k run. Not this guy.

Let’s just be honest. I have never done a triathlon. I was on the swim team for a few years till I was 10. I hate running. But I can ride a bike, damnit. I figured what the hell, its my last year in DC, and the Nation’s is your only chance to legally swim in the Potomac, ride unobstructed through town, and run through the National Mall with a bunch of strangers.

It didn’t seem like a terrible idea, and I could spend the summer training for it. That was before I had ankle surgery in May and couldn’t even run again until August. Then UPS ruined my front wheel so no biking for a month and a half. Forget swimming – I didn’t even try to find a pool in Golden.

A few weeks ago I realized I’d already dropped the two-hundy for this thing, so might as well give ‘er the ole college try. I’ve been hammering Crossfit/Crossfit Endurance two-a-days in a desperate, last-ditch attempt to get ready.Stay tuned to see what happens…

Last Chance

Yesterday I decided on whim to do the Crossfit Games Last Chance Qualifiers. I should have gone to bed before 2 AM the night before.

The last two years the Crossfit Games were run as an open event, where anyone could sign up to compete. Due to its overwhelming popularity, this year they ran a series of regional qualifiers around the country (and world). For the sake of athletes who couldn’t make it to a qualifier for one reason or another – such as being deployed, or finishing their second year of law school – the powers that be decided to hold a special Last Chance Qualifier. Yesterday at 6 AM three workouts were posted online, and hopefuls were given twenty four hours to perform all three and post videos of them online.

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I'm a Dork

J Bone post-crush at the quals.

A huuuuge, law school nerd of epic proportions. Try as I might I cannot escape it. I offer the following as evidence:

This last month has seen a number of regional qualifying events for the 2009 Crossfit Games. Without getting into too much detail, the idea behind the games (and the newly minted qualifiers for this year) is that competing athletes do not know the workouts they will be performing until the event is almost upon them. This ensures that they cannot train with specificity, but rather Read more…

A Dose of Real Fitness

Three easy payments of $19.95, eight minutes a day, a pill before each meal, and a minimal amount of personal effort that never puts you out of breath. Such is the vastly pervasive conception of fitness in America these days. Nearly a third of American adults are obese, and twice that number are overweight.

To say there’s a correlation between the attitude and the outcome is the understatement of the century. This is when many people like to object and cite other sources for the problem such as genetic predisposition and endocrine disorders. Such arguments are akin to the pro-choice advocate who points to rape as the justification for abortion – in both instances such outliers may be real, but they are just that: outliers not representative of the greater whole.

Even those that do decide to get off the couch and do something often do so with little knowledge and thus to little effect. Not that those efforts aren’t commendable, but if you buy oils and canvass without going to art school, don’t expect to start turning out Picassos. Bench presses, calf raises, and the elliptical aren’t gonna get you to the olympics.

Enter the boys and girls at CrossFit. Started and still run by Coach Greg Glassman, CrossFit is a genuine approach to functional, athletic fitness. It relies on hard work and proven science, rather than gimmicks and shortcuts. Most workouts take less than twenty minutes (but you’re earning it for those twenty minutes), and combine functional bodyweight movements, gymnastics, and weight lifting. It’s the chief fitness program for special operations personnel and law enforcement. I could spend a lot of time and words doing a great disservice by trying to describe it in greater detail, but best to check the site out for yourself and get it from the horse’s mouth. The first thing you’ll notice is the Workout of the Day (WOD): each day Coach posts a workout for the day, so if you want a personally prescribed training program you’ve got one for free. For those who are less individually motivated and prefer a collective competitive atmosphere, there are licensed affiliate CrossFit gyms throughout the country.

An interesting roundabout connection to CrossFit. Remember the movie 300? The cast and crew of 300 were trained by Mark Twight, a once professional alpine climber, former disciple of CrossFit, and current owner/operator of GymJones. There is a bit of saga which involves Twight essentially ripping off the CrossFit model and rebranding it as his own, you can read about that here. Suffice it to say that those guys trained within a CrossFit framework.

Not that it matters, but I can personally attest to its effectiveness. I’ve always had to hit the gym for non-climbing workouts in order to avoid injury, and this stuff does the trick. It works for everyone, young and old, fit and overweight. If you’re tired of fooling about in the gym, and ready for a dose of real fitness, check it out.