My “Georgetown Law Fitness Center” Rant

I was feeling anxious and annoyed last week studying for finals, so like any rational being I took a quick break to aim my negativity at people who probably don’t deserve it. There were thoughts of submitting this to the school paper, but it has run its last issue already; and someone else suggested printing handbills, but that’s too much effort. So alas my arrogance and snideness will be resigned to that forum where all such thoughts are relegated: the internet.

Healthy Tough Love: An Arrogant 3L Farewell

Hi there, some of you may know me as the asshole in the gym seen at various times dropping shit, grunting, and/or collapsed on the ground in my own vomit. I’ve been told from time to time that my behavior is “disruptive” to other people trying to exercise. Sorry if my intensity throws off your rhythm on the elliptical and makes it tough to focus on the latest gossip in People magazine, but to be honest I don’t really give a shit.

I’ll speak plainly because that’s what I do best. I’ve spent three years mostly keeping my thoughts to myself as I’ve watched so-called “trainers” teach worthless exercises and girls avoid the nut mixes in the cafeteria because they have “too much fat,” and then loading up on pretzels. Let me also be clear: I don’t blame you. I blame Read more…

More Nerdy Training and Fooding Thoughts

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Ice and mixed climbing guru, and all around badass, Will Gadd has been toying with Crossfit as a general training tool for the last year, mostly as a tool to prepare for his recent Endless Ascent at the Ouray Ice Festival (187 pitches of WI4+ in 24 hours, say whaaaaa). If you’re a nerd with too much free time like myself interested in analyzing training modalities etc. then you should check out his recent posts about Crossfit and his experience at a Crossfit Level I Cert.

Since I’ve been playing with the Crossfit game for a few years as a training tool I shot Will a reply email with some of my own thoughts, and we had a nice little back and forth about the whole deal. For posterity’s sake, I figured I would post the relevant portions here.

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Crank Review

crank movieNo, not the movie, although Jason Statham and his British, gritty, popcorn action flicks are fantastic. I’m talking about Crank Forearm Fuel, the stuff pedaled by Redpoint Nutrition which they guarantee will make you “Climb harder and longer.” After I made fun of Crank a few months ago on this very blog, they offered to send me a month’s supply in exchange for my opinion after using it. So here goes…

I’m very wary of supplements, the only non-food items I ingest in my diet are fish oil, glucosamine-chondroitin, and the occasional whey protein. Other than that I think the vast majority of things you pick up at your local GNC are a waste of money and a poor alternative to a real, natural food source. Feel good about your 36 vitamin and mineral daily supplement? Then you might find it sobering to learn that a single apple contains innumerable vitamins and minerals, the vast number of which the supplement industry has yet to identify and isolate.

My first order of business was to make sure the little bucket of powder wouldn’t give me kidney stones or make me vomit up blood. I shot off a few emails Read more…

Swim, Bike, Run

Nation’s Triathlon (Olympic dist: 1.5k swim, 40k bike, 10k run):

swim 35:44nations swim

transition 1: 2:45

bike: 1:10:55 (avg 21 mph)

transition 2: 3:14

run: 49:32 (avg 8:00/mile)

total time: 2:42:09

Didn’t swim hard enough, was way too fresh coming out the water. Also lost a lot of time from having to continually take off my fogged up goggles to see where I was going. The bike felt solid, although aero bars would sure be nice: I got passed by a couple of guys on tri bikes with teardrop helmets – on the upside those disc wheels sure sound neato as they fly by you.

Run was similar to the swim. I started out slow, kept picking up my pace, and by the time I realized I could actually run fast it was over. Pleasantly surprised given that I have run less than 10 miles total in the last 3 months.

All in all I was pretty relaxed the whole time, and really enjoyed a nice cool (relatively) morning in DC. I got a feel for what I can actually do, so if I decide to do another definitely coming in under 2:30.

I spent the whole summer rock climbing, and started “training” again about 3 weeks ago. My methods were pure Crossfit and Crossfit Endurance. Put plainly: that stuff works. I know a 2:42 isn’t necessarily impressive, but given how few weeks I prepared and how easy the race felt, I’m sold.

If you’re curious what that training looked like for me, click through to see my log for the last month (when I began “training” again instead of just climbing). Read more…

A Dose of Real Fitness

Three easy payments of $19.95, eight minutes a day, a pill before each meal, and a minimal amount of personal effort that never puts you out of breath. Such is the vastly pervasive conception of fitness in America these days. Nearly a third of American adults are obese, and twice that number are overweight.

To say there’s a correlation between the attitude and the outcome is the understatement of the century. This is when many people like to object and cite other sources for the problem such as genetic predisposition and endocrine disorders. Such arguments are akin to the pro-choice advocate who points to rape as the justification for abortion – in both instances such outliers may be real, but they are just that: outliers not representative of the greater whole.

Even those that do decide to get off the couch and do something often do so with little knowledge and thus to little effect. Not that those efforts aren’t commendable, but if you buy oils and canvass without going to art school, don’t expect to start turning out Picassos. Bench presses, calf raises, and the elliptical aren’t gonna get you to the olympics.

Enter the boys and girls at CrossFit. Started and still run by Coach Greg Glassman, CrossFit is a genuine approach to functional, athletic fitness. It relies on hard work and proven science, rather than gimmicks and shortcuts. Most workouts take less than twenty minutes (but you’re earning it for those twenty minutes), and combine functional bodyweight movements, gymnastics, and weight lifting. It’s the chief fitness program for special operations personnel and law enforcement. I could spend a lot of time and words doing a great disservice by trying to describe it in greater detail, but best to check the site out for yourself and get it from the horse’s mouth. The first thing you’ll notice is the Workout of the Day (WOD): each day Coach posts a workout for the day, so if you want a personally prescribed training program you’ve got one for free. For those who are less individually motivated and prefer a collective competitive atmosphere, there are licensed affiliate CrossFit gyms throughout the country.

An interesting roundabout connection to CrossFit. Remember the movie 300? The cast and crew of 300 were trained by Mark Twight, a once professional alpine climber, former disciple of CrossFit, and current owner/operator of GymJones. There is a bit of saga which involves Twight essentially ripping off the CrossFit model and rebranding it as his own, you can read about that here. Suffice it to say that those guys trained within a CrossFit framework.

Not that it matters, but I can personally attest to its effectiveness. I’ve always had to hit the gym for non-climbing workouts in order to avoid injury, and this stuff does the trick. It works for everyone, young and old, fit and overweight. If you’re tired of fooling about in the gym, and ready for a dose of real fitness, check it out.