Sam Sends

As I mentioned in a previous post, the Ice Fest was an rad time. Basically a big party punctuated by some climbing here and there. If you’re looking just to go get some mileage on the cold stuff, then steer clear of the festival. But, if you’re up for seeing some good friends, raising a pint or seven, and watching some sick strong men and fems crank in the mixed competition then you have come to the right place.

Along those lines, I also detailed briefly before how our friend Sam Elias eeked out the most exciting climbing competition onsight in the history of the sport (at least what little history I’ve observed). But you don’t have to take my word for it, because Emsmelly shot some video of his hair-raising finish. If you’re too ADD to indulge in all four minutes, skip to the last thirty seconds. Enjoy.

Sam Elias finishing second at 2010 Ouray Ice Festival climbing comp from Black Diamond Equipment on Vimeo.

As for the rest of us lowly folks, we managed to scratch around some ice and rocks. The last day I got to demo some so-called “fruit boots” – lightweight ice boots with crampons bolted on – and I finally saw what all the fuss was about. Ice/mixed climbing in those is like the difference between climbing rock in sneakers and rock shoes. If only I had $599 to throw down for a pair…

Enjoying the blue stuff.

The last night of the festival was the highly anticipated “Superhero Party,” so named for our fallen hero Guy Lacelle, who was recently killed climbing in Bozeman, Montana. Unofficially, many also raised a glass to the numerous other titans who have taken the finally voyage this year: Johnny Copp, Micah Dash, John Bachar, Craig Lubben…to name a few. I had the pleasure to take an ice climbing clinic with Guy a few years back and hang out with him as we watched the mixed climbing competition. His passion for the sport was clearly channeled through the joy of watching others enjoyment as he coached and coaxed others to the top of routes in the canyon. He will be missed.

Another wild phenomenon going on the canyon was Will Gadd’s “Endless Ascent.” He crammed as many ascents of a 40m WI4 route as possible into 24 hours. 194 pitches. Twenty eight thousand some odd feet. Ridiculous. Alpinist did a good interview with him here.

I’d like to say that I got in plenty of pitches to feel fit for my upcoming trip to the Canadian Rockies, but I fear it was not so. I didn’t lead a pitch all weekend…oh well. I’m sure the necessity of the moment will be enough motivation when I get there.

Pocket Pullin

Bronco and I just wrapped up our little road trip with 4 days of cranking on limestone pockets in the endless clifflines of Shelf Road. I had heard tales of its wonder, but never experienced the classic area for myself. Needless to say, it lived up to its reputation. (And needless to say, who says “needless to say?” If saying it were really needless, then shouldn’t you refrain from wasting time and ink by saying it in the first place; and if its worth saying then the phrase just becomes superfluous fluffery.)

shelf no rest

I digress. Back to more (un?)important stuff. Our original Read more…

Ice Fest to the Desert

bronco iceThe 2010 Ouray Ice Fest was a pretty sick time. Slideshows, New Belgium beer, superhero parties, demo gear, and sick ice and mixed climbing were just a few highlites. Having a hotel room within walking distance of the Ice Park and all the events in town didn’t hurt one bit either. Bronco, Cass, my old friend Shipman and I bunked up tight at the Victorian Lodge and took in the full weekend. We got to do some fun toproping, and after demoing a pair of Lowa fruitboots I got a taste for how fun hard mixed climbing can be. Once I live somewhere its more accessible, I can definitely see that becoming a worthy pursuit. Its like sport climbing with sharp pointy stuff all over your body. Sweet, eh?

The best part of our weekend was probably watching our friend Sam Elias crush in the Mixed Climbing Competition for a 2nd place finish. Sam went around mid day, which put him about halfway through the field, and up til then no one had topped out on the route. He climbed slow and steady, looking super solid the whole way. As he approached the final ice curtain set a ways out from the last rock face he paused and tinkered around, trying to figure out how to transition across the void. Finally he got a tool set in the ice, and pulled out to set his other tool next to it. By this point the 20 minute time limite was running out, and he was visibly WORKED. He struggled to pull himself over the lip of the overhang, and then the pump was visible as his tools bounced off the moderately angled ice which comprised the last few feet. (Ice climbers call this “stupid arm” – you are some pumped that your swings are off angle and so rather than sink into the ice your pick just pings off to the side.) The crowd began counting down the final 10 seconds, and Sam literally scrambling up the ice, abandoning his tools, and dove on the finishing flag, with 2 SECONDS LEFT! Definitely the most hair-raising, exciting climbing I’ve ever witnessed.

More on the ice fest later, now its time to keep crushing limestone at Shelf Road!

Bronco showing off his Shelf-approved toe socks and doing something in his pants...?

Bronco showing off his Shelf-approved toe socks and doing something in his pants...?

Stir Crazy

Been back in Oklahoma now for almost two weeks, and I’m developing a serious case of cabin fever. Thankfully the cure is realized as I am writing this from the gate of my flight to Montrose, CO, where Bronco will pick me up and we will disappear for the weekend into the haze that is that Ouray Ice Climbing Festival, followed by a week at Indian Creek (unless the weather in the desert sucks, which it looks like it might…). Nonetheless, the Ice Fest is gonna be radski – a good selection of pals from the climbing world are converging, even the warm blooded Emsmelly is gonna try her hand with some sharp and pointies!

Let’s backtrack a second though. I feel as though I may have payed Oklahoma a disservice. There were some definite highlites, but given the holiday season combined with the massive snowstorm it was tough to get out and train, or do much of anything. Nevertheless, there was some creamy center. Hide and seek, fedoras, frozen rocks, stupid running, fancy food, and Israelis, to name a few.

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Injuries Suck

ribinjuryYup, that’s about all I have to say. I got spiked in the gym on Saturday and the fates conspired to make it happen at the worst spot possible. When I impacted the wall my feet went under an overhang, but no problem because my ribs protected the rest of my body by absorbing the impact. I didn’t even notice it at first, I though I had just bruised my hand in the fall; until I lowered and collapsed to the ground in labored breaths. I suppose its karma hittin me back for breaking Porter’s hand a few months ago.

I was worried I had broken a rib, but its been a few days and it keeps feeling better, so I think its just a bruised rib. I’ve been told a bruised rib is nothing to balk at, but I’m young and spry, so I heal quickly. Shoot, I was rock climbing a week after my knee surgery. Here’s hoping for a quick recovery, which better happen because in a few weeks Bronco and I are headed to the Ice Fest and then Indian Creek. JIYEAHHHH!!!

Warm Weather Continues…

Sick nasty Honda Accord with carbon fiber hood in the campsite parking lot. Werd.

Sick nasty Honda Accord with carbon fiber hood in the campsite parking lot. Werd.

Spent a beautiful long weekend at the New River Gorge with our very own Skilla and a few other folks. Couldn’t have asked for better weather: 60s and clear skies. Climb in the sun in the morning, then switch to the shade with your shirt off in the afternoon. Perfect.

Not much to report on the weekend, I continued the saga of flailage that has been my climbing the last few months. Came close to onsighting a 5.12a at Endless Wall but fell on the final moves of the crux when my left hand popped off a crimper (ouch).

Later that day as Skilla and I were walking along to find the girls I spotted a beautiful line. Looking up I saw 15 feet of broken corner, to a short, juggy roof, to a splitter crack ending under a bulge (think undercling to the side, reach over it, traverse back), and more splitter crack. We didn’t have trad gear with us, but it didn’t matter because the line was BOLTED! The bolts were a bit spaced,  7 or so in 90 feet, and you could cut down on the runout with trad gear. But Read more…

Thoughts on Hackery

I’m not typically one to participate in the public debate. I have my opinions, I change them in the face of good argument and reason, and in recent years have become disillusioned with the prospect of trying to convince others why they’re wrong/I’m right. Plus, here at Georgetown about 95% of the student body is smarter and better informed than me. But hey, at least I can lift heavy things.

Nonetheless, the one thing I am not reticent to share my opinion about is hackery, on both sides of the aisle. Just as the most offensive, teeth-clenching thing to me as a Christian is some redneck asshole from Hillsboro Baptist Church holding a sign reading “God hates fags,” it incenses me when political puppets take what could be an informative, reasoned, beneficial debate, attach their party line, and turn it into schoolyard name calling. Obama doesn’t hate freedom, Bush didn’t hate black people, and General Patreus didn’t “betray us.”

Take for example the video below, which my roommates and I can’t stop watching. Kevin James has no idea what he’s talking about, he’s just repeating some line the polarizing establishment fed him, if only guys like him got called out more often:

Then of course you have our old friend Sean Hannity, who Read more…

Crank Review

crank movieNo, not the movie, although Jason Statham and his British, gritty, popcorn action flicks are fantastic. I’m talking about Crank Forearm Fuel, the stuff pedaled by Redpoint Nutrition which they guarantee will make you “Climb harder and longer.” After I made fun of Crank a few months ago on this very blog, they offered to send me a month’s supply in exchange for my opinion after using it. So here goes…

I’m very wary of supplements, the only non-food items I ingest in my diet are fish oil, glucosamine-chondroitin, and the occasional whey protein. Other than that I think the vast majority of things you pick up at your local GNC are a waste of money and a poor alternative to a real, natural food source. Feel good about your 36 vitamin and mineral daily supplement? Then you might find it sobering to learn that a single apple contains innumerable vitamins and minerals, the vast number of which the supplement industry has yet to identify and isolate.

My first order of business was to make sure the little bucket of powder wouldn’t give me kidney stones or make me vomit up blood. I shot off a few emails Read more…

Patagucci on Hell

bgbeerbraOne of the best parts of our annual sojourn to the 24 Hours of Horseshoe Hell – aside from seeing all the Oklahomies, climbing bullet sandstone, and partying with the goats – is getting to hang with the Patagonia crew. Kristo always rounds up a solid group: last year it was Sonnie Trotter, Jonathan Thesenga, and Brittany Griffith; this year it was Brittany, Kate Rutherford, Colin Haley, and Mikey Schaeffer. You’d be hard pressed to find a radder, more laid-back group of athletes (well except maybe the TNF gang, tough call).

Anywho, the ‘Gonia folks were good enough to piece together an entry about the week for Patagonia’s blog The Cleanest Line, and they even gave a little shout out. Check it:

Twenty Four – and so much more…

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Lift, Climb, Run, Wed

Kate and her new Hubby, Matthew

Kate and her new Hubby, Matthew

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.I spent the weekend in Oklahoma, and the title pretty much sums it up. My main reason for the trip was the marriage of my best friend’s sister, the fabulous Kate Gary. Her brother Stephen and I have been besties (can guys use that phrase?) since 1st grade, so Kate was my surrogate big sister, first true love, and all around cool gal. I couldn’t be more excited for her and her new marriage, and was delighted to get to share in the revelry.

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One part I always love about going home is the chance to exercise at a legit gym. While in DC I am relegated to scraping by amongst the plasma screens and cybex machines in the Georgetown Law Fitness Center. CrossfitOKC is only a few miles from my parent’s place, and Read more…